Evidently, there is a secret to meeting beautiful women on a German university campus. Are you ready?
Take a law class.
Go ahead, read that sentence again. I'll wait.
I discovered this little tidbit of college lore a few weeks ago, near the end of my Sprachkurs at language school. My instructor took the class to the University of Cologne for an informational scavenger hunt, the type where rather than collecting particular objects, participants seek the answers to a list of questions. The purpose of this excursion was to begin inoculating us to university life, before our imminent plunge therein. One question asked, "In which academic departments can the best-looking students, male and female, be found?" I wondered what questions of this sort were supposed to prepare us for, but that's for another day.
Every student asked answered consistently that the most attractive men studied Sport1 and women Jura, or law. Apparently, these are commonly accepted stereotypes in German higher education. Since I am not on the market, nor am I at a large university, the veracity of this claim is, for me, largely academic.2 The results intrigued me, however, for what you will undoubtedly conclude is a far less interesting reason. I am considering becoming a lawyer, but something holds me back: I think America has too many lawyers already. I raise this topic because my observations of German legal education have given credence to my concerns.
Before we dive into that topic, a little background: ever since I read my first John Grisham novel at age ten,3 I have considered law as a potential career path. I took a number of courses on law and legal philosophy in college, and I also spent two summer internships in law offices. Since my arrival, I have also done some casual research into German legal practice. I have observed some differences between the day-to-day practice of American and German lawyers, but the more notable distinction is between American and German law students.
University structure undoubtedly plays a role in this difference. General education receives far less emphasis in German universities than it does in the States. German students enter university with both their major area of study and their terminal degree in mind. Thus, German law students do not have a four-year period to study something else prior to law; they study it immediately. This means the opportunity cost of studying law in Germany is much higher than in the United States. A student cannot decide to become a lawyer after four years of studying German literature without finding himself significantly behind his peers in the field. I suspect this diminishes the number of German students who find themselves studying law.
I use the phrase "find themselves" because I believe many American students in law school end up there almost by accident. In my personal experience, American students often have very vague notions regarding why they attend law school. I suspect the promises of high pay and a respected profession often play a large role in the decision. Additionally, I have often heard Americans talk about how a law student need not necessarily practice law after getting a law degree.
Leaving aside the accuracy of that claim, the very idea of studying law to do something else is pretty foreign to the German mindset. You study law to practice law. Law is not considered a stepping stone to other careers in Germany as it sometimes is in the States. For instance, I know many bright and ambitious Americans my age who are considering running for public office some day. Many of them think a law degree will boost their political career. Not so much in Germany. Here, most politicians rise out of the civil service. While a civil career is not a requisite for public office -- Chancellor Merkel's training, for instance, was as a physicist4 -- it is seen as the standard approach, much the way law is viewed by many in the States.
The comparison between German and American law students leads me to certain conclusions. There are more lawyers in America partially because Americans see law as a more versatile education than Germans do. Additionally, my observations here have reiterated a concern I have had for some time: legal education is creating a brain drain in the United States. Every year, thousands of bright, capable students who want meaningful, fulfilling careers choose to pursue law not because they want to practice law, or even because they find it interesting, but because of the structure of the educational system. Unsure of what to do after college, law school provides an answer to that difficult question, and the students are assured the answer they have chosen will be both rewarding and respected, and possibly financially lucrative.
I have heard similar concerns from some pretty reputable sources. Last year, Justice Antonin Scalia of the United States Supreme Court visited Claremont McKenna, and I had the honor of sitting at his table at a formal luncheon in his honor. Perhaps the most enlightening part of the afternoon was when he was asked, "What would you say to a young person today considering going to law school?" After pausing for a moment, Justice Scalia answered, "I think too many promising young minds are wasted on it."
I was astounded. Here was one of the sharpest legal minds in the country bemoaning his own profession. To my gratitude, Justice Scalia explained himself. Of course he considers the law a worthwhile pursuit, but it is his belief that the best law schools are drawing many of the best students of my generation away from pursuits where they could be put to better use. The best legal minds in the country should not be writing merger contracts for deals in major New York firms. There is nothing wrong with such work, but an overemphasis on it can be to society's detriment. In a sense, these career choices, societally speaking, are a zero-sum gain: every bright young person on Wall Street is one less medical researcher, one less government reformer, one less entrepreneur or composer. Put too many of them there, and these other fields suffer.
In light of all this, I look at the massive number of lawyers in America -- I have read some estimates that put the number at nearly 1 million in practice -- and I wonder whether my services, and those of my peers, could not be put to better use elsewhere. Of course, one million is just a number. Perhaps in our modern economy, that is how many lawyers are required. Besides, I still think law is a noble and worthwhile profession. But after considering the German perspective on a legal career, I want to make sure it's where I can do the most good.
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1Yes, it turns out you can major in soccer at some German universities. Not sure what I think of this yet, or how it compares to the practice of lick-and-a-stamp degree conferrals at some of the Big 10. More on this later.
2Ba dum ching.
3What? It's not like I didn't watch Power Rangers, too.
4Props to Jeff of "The Ruling Zeitgeist" for fact-checking me on this one. Mea culpa, mea maxima culpa.
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You may find this difficult to believe, but I read John Grisham novels when I was ten, also. (And I pointedly REFUSED to watch Power Rangers, but I did also read Babysitter's Club books.) :-P
And I know you, Greg: you're incredibly intelligent and give ample thought to all of the major things you do in your life. If you end up pursuing law, I know that will be the right thing for you, but if you don't, I know that you will find what is right for you. I have faith in you!
Lots of hugs,
Cypress
P.S. - I was totally worried that I wouldn't get to be first comments... but I made it! *whew*
One correction: it was Angela Merkel's father who was trained in theology--she herself holds a doctorate in physics.
I find your comments about law school to be spot on. It bothers me that many students elect to go to law school in an attempt to signal some vague intellectual ability rather for any real attraction to the study of law.
I don't, however, think you should avoid going to law school because there's already "too many lawyers." Who says you have to go to law school to become a lawyer? I'm pondering going to law school myself, but I have never wanted to practice law. Law school hones the mind and is sure to enhance your abilities in virtually any other field you choose.
Re: female law students being the most attractive: PFFFFF. They're all super preppy with their blond hair, pearl earrings, pointy-toed boots and lightpink polo shirts. Ugh.
Also the guys who study sports tend to be stereotypical jock types without much of a brain. I'm for quirky, scruffy humanities students all the way.
Greg, as an actual big city law student, I feel compelled to respond to an important idea in your post--women at law school in the US are very attractive. There are certainly some hotties in the men arena (e.g., well, I'll leave it unsaid (ME!)), but the lady-folk are rather attractive. I really think you should reevaluate your attitude towards law school, my friend--maybe you based your impressions of law school beauty on a visit to a certain law school uptown. Ooooooh snap!
love,
Miles
Just a thought, but you know I really believe that because of the expansion of so many fields, like the general fields of "law" and "administration" over the past 100 years or so (thanks in part of course to technology etc etc etc) -- I think there is a need for multi-talented, multifocused minds as well. The passion for (and knowledge of) law can be used in other "fields" to advance them. Arts, social work ... all need "lawyers" or administrators, to help the specialists forge on in reality ... you know, fighters of the good fight.
This would be more intelligent if a) i wasn't working in an arts center with babies running around and b) i had slept.
Love!
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