I have a theory I'm calling the Claremont Theorem:
In a given group:
-If the total number of Claremont alumni, x, is two (2) or greater...
-and the total group size exceeds x by at least one...
-Then all Claremont alumni in said group will not stop talking about how awesome Claremont was.
Tune in next week for my work in progress, the Non-Claremont-Alumni-Blunt-Object Theorem.
6 comments:
I reckon the Claremont Theorem could be applied to a lot of the "good old boy" schools like Yale and Harvard. Maybe not the numbers part, but the part where they can't shut up about how awesome their school was. :-P
I'm glad you're alive! I look forward to the next theorem.
A sound theorem indeed, but your first condition puzzles me. Why, exactly must 'x' be 2 or greater?
Happy Birthday, Greg!
Wouldn't the mere expression of the Claremont Theorem, be a manifestation of the effects of the Claremont Theorem? It is, after all, ascribing to Claremont a feature that is apparently unique and, therefore, awesome.
More cow-bell.
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